Tweeting Goth Girl!

Posted on: 09/21/09

In preparation for the launch of Goth Girl Rising, I am excerpting the book each day on Twitter! Every day between now and the book's launch, I'll be posting a brief excerpt on Twitter. If you'd like to follow me on Twitter, do so at http://twitter.com/barrylyga .

If you don't want to bother with Twitter, I'll be automagically reposting the tweets on this page, so bookmark it and come back each day! Or use the subscribe link below to have the tweets delivered to your RSS feed! (Isn't it great to live in the future?)

  • It's a pudgy little baby-thing. Why do people think babies are cute?
  • What would Fanboy do if he saw me like this?
  • I went into the kitchen and got the big knife.
  • Late night shopping runs are a BONANZA for car thieves.
  • I want him to kiss me. I realize it, and it's so hard and fast that it hurts.
  • I think maybe that's the secret that suicides know.
  • I think I'd rather have my revenge than be healthy.
  • I wish I'd known that YEARS ago! I would have been calling teachers sluts back in middle school!
  • I toss her CDs in the trash. Trust me, I'm doing her a favor.
  • "Don't worry - the Spermling can't find his dick under all the rolls of fat. Your virtue is intact."
  • And his hands become fists and I'm pretty sure he's gonna hit me, but I don't care.
  • "You have to tell me something."
    "What?"
    "The third thing. Your third thing."
  • I'm so pissed I can't even think straight!
  • I'm trying to imagine how someone could kill herself with a Schick Silk Effects.
  • "I thought...we don't want people to know...right?"
  • "Don't sling the bullshit my way, Fanboy. I look like a freak."
  • Go ahead, lung cancer. Kill me. I dare you.
  • And Morpheus is in trouble because the Kindly Ones are coming to kill him.
  • "OK, well, in that case, you should totally have sex with Cal."
  • “Chill out, Fanboy. You act like you’re gonna get some.”
  • the room the room the room is rosevomit because
  • “I need you to fire up your bitchiest bitch parts.”
  • “This has got to be a record, Miss Sellers,” the Spermling wheezes. “Even for you.”
  • What would it be like? To kiss him? To be with him? To have him as my boyfriend?
  • “Not that! Your head! Your goddamn head!” He’s shaking.
  • It’s strange to sit and talk to a boy who’s seen your boobs.

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1
I love these books SO much!
By: Matthew Vega on Tue October 06, 2009, 16:10:37
I swear if I have to wait any longer then the official publishing date of "Gothgirl Rising" I am going to implode. :)
2
I want to read this so bad !!!!
By: Raven on Thu October 08, 2009, 20:30:22
if i have to wait any longer i am gonna go effiing insane!!!!
3
Your awesome!!
By: Victor on Fri October 09, 2009, 14:17:52
hey barry! Dude i totally enjoy reading Fan Boy and Goth girl it made me feel so happy and sad at the same time and kinda weird if you ask me.
Believe it or not but, my life story is the same as that book! Except several parts with the hitting smoking and other stuff dude, i hope you continue writing you deserve a mess of trophys and money and im speechless too. So theres Goth girl rising? Thats cool! Im a T.A. For the libarian at my school and she looked up another novel of yours and i was excited. I hope you keep on writing about Fan boy and goth girl getting married later on or continue with there story some how man your my favorite Author no lie. Godbless!!
4
AWESOME
By: GOTHGIRLluvr on Wed October 14, 2009, 19:46:24
Goth girl is so totally awesome.I really wish you will make a whole series from her point of view.like about how she was like before the astonishing adventures of fanboy and goth girl.I so totally luv your books!
5
Re: Tweeting Goth Girl!
By: Barry on Wed October 14, 2009, 19:55:16
@GOTHGIRLluvr: You'll learn a bit about Kyra's past in the new book.
6
FANBOY AND GOTH GIRL!
By: Stacie on Wed October 14, 2009, 20:08:03
I read the first one a couple years ago and fell in love. GothGirl was so tempermental and angst-ridden, FanBoy was such a pervy little geek. THEY. MUST. KISS.
7
The book is all I think about.
By: Sinclair on Sat November 07, 2009, 12:34:18
Words can not express how much I want this book.
8
Re: Tweeting Goth Girl!
By: Barry on Sat November 07, 2009, 15:02:51
@Sinclair:

It's out! :)
9
The book is all I think about.
By: Sinclair on Mon November 09, 2009, 08:05:46
I know! I forced my friend to order it. I'll have it tomorrow or wednesday but the wait is killing!!
10
The Awaited Sequel Is Here!
By: Robert Cameron on Wed February 17, 2010, 10:16:55
I remember speaking with you in an interview about this... I asked you for an interview to use for my English project about two years ago. I remember you saying that you were unsure if you were going to write a sequel... and now you have! That's wonderful, and it looks like the "third thing" may be revealed, at least it might be indirectly. I can't wait to read it!
11
I loved the first book.
By: Katherine C. on Mon June 14, 2010, 20:58:40
I have to say, out of all the great authors I've ever read (meaning out of many), Barry Lyga has to be one of the best. I absolutely loved loved LOVED "The Adventures of Fanboy and Goth Girl." I honored Kyra in monologue form :] (Project for English class...we had to write and perform as a character from the book). Anyway, I cannot wait to get my hands on the second book.
12
I LOVE THESES BOOKS
By: Donald Sellers on Tue July 20, 2010, 12:37:33
I HOPE THERE WILL BE A THIRD BOOK WITH FANBOY AND GOTH GIRL!!!
13
I loved this book~
By: Zoe on Mon August 02, 2010, 21:37:10
I love love love LOVED this book. Basically all of my user-names on any website is biased on Goth Girl Rising. (Is that too much?) So yeah, effing awesome-ness times three. Yeah.
14
Fanboy and Goth Girl
By: Ollie on Sat November 27, 2010, 22:57:43
I just can't get enough of them. You know what my birthday wish is? for you to write another one, please I'm begging!!!
15
???
By: Julia on Wed February 02, 2011, 16:46:31
how many books are there in the whole series? i've read the first and i want more!!!
16
Fanboy & Goth Girl
By: Violet Jeal on Fri November 18, 2011, 07:46:43
Amazing book! Beautifully written!

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